Reasons Why I’m Single

One: I annoy people

Two: I’m never anyones first choice

Three: I fuck shit up

Four: I’m just bad with relationships

Five: I’m not liked

Six: I’m an ugly ass motherfucker

Seven: I spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food and a laptop

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