I’m a horny guy looking to fuck. I look at porn all fucking day. I masturbate a few times a day. But I’m not satisfied. What the fuck should I do?
– some horny guy
Dear some horny guy,
Get fucking laid, man! This is easier said than done being that we’re in quarantine from the coronavirus. Porn can only take you so far and at some point we all want human interaction. How about cam sex or phone sex? The good thing about both is that: someone is giving you their full attention while you rub one out.
So rub one out to a sexy voice or to some random, hot cam girl. Remember, if you CUM then it’s real.
